“Perfect”
by Bill Ward
2000
I brush my teeth twice a day
(thrice on weekends)
And I never forget to floss
I’m always at the gym
Building up my perfect pecs
And biceps
And triceps
Or whatever they are called
Whenever I speak in public
I never say “um”.
Wed, 27 Sep 2000 21:46:54 -0700
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